Friday, August 22, 2025

Deathmatch Poems, WorldCon Seattle 2025

[Note: Last week, at the World Science Fiction/Fantasy Convention (WorldCon) in Seattle, Rebecca Demarest hosted a boisterous session in the poetry track.  This was a Speculative Poetry Deathmatch featuring a series of prompts/challenges, with genres and key phrases supplied by the audience.  Five panelists and three randomly selected audience members competed in pairs through several elimination rounds, judged by volume of audience acclamation.  I arrived a couple minutes late and did not put my name in, but like the rest of the audience I responded to the prompts with my own little poems, which I’m presenting here.]

 

1.     Prompt: 4 lines/4 minutes; magical realism; energy drink

 

Your favorite energy drink:

Citrus bubbles full of fairies in the basketball court.

Wait for tomorrow, the children say:

No more free throws for you!

 

 

2.     Prompt: 5 lines/5 minutes; cyberpunk; hairless cats

 

Virtual punk cats,

Bald since last week’s security upgrade

Leave null lines of code

For hacking their litterbox.

Naughty kitties will have to learn Ghost Fortran on their own!

 

 

3.     Prompt: 7 lines/7 minutes; space opera; pickles

 

Cucumber pickle-shaped star cruisers

Span the stars, colonizing all worlds as they go.

Three hundred years later chip-shaped saucers

Start a light-years-spanning rebellion

Over fast food franchises:

Chicken wings or hamburgers?

Drowning 10,000 worlds in mustard and catsup dipping sauce.

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